Mahjong Soul Anniversary Board (/mjg/ version)

Thanks to Mahjong Soul, I started fucking my cats. Thank you Mahjong Soul.

UH, ALL THE CAT PEOPLE OR NYAGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR CLOSED HANDS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE CAT PEOPLE PETS AGAIN!!!

UOOOOOH ICHIHIME EROTIC
*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT
*SPLURT* *SPLURT* *SPLURT* guh...phew! Thanks Ichihime! I will buy a charm now.

I have every form of cancer, lost both of my parents, and got disowned for being LGBTQ++ (from the orphanage.) I have nothing but my phone to play mahjong soul. I look up to Reina as a fellow cripple. Thank you for changing my life. Since I started it one of my cancers has gone into remission.

U*sigh*

OMG, it's been, like, 4 years already. I remember coming from high school to join the epic battles at the /v/ rooms. But things got tough after I found out I have late onset autism. Life's been a struggle, but thank goodness for mahjong. It's always there to keep me company, and now I can use the Japanese terms too! I'm even planning to read the whole mahjong book at the repo.

Anyway, I won't be able to buy my monthly charm 'cause my landlord raised the rent again. So I'll keep being a nyagger for a while no cap.

You're the realest game majsoul, on god. Riichi nya!

This is a video game that I play sometimes
I am nonplussed that it continued to be a video game for approximately four years
Keep it up and I will continue playing this video game on occasion

Mahjong (chinese rummy) has changed my life. Yesterday I was doing crack behind the alleys, now I'm clacking cracks on the mahjong table. Yoroshikku ohnegay, yostar & friends!

I love playing Mahjong with like-minded pedophiles at /mjg/ leagues and friendlies!

A message to all my FOC buddies:

Fascinating tile plays
Organizing rooms every day
Combining tiles with precision

Honor tiles, rise and fall
Amidst the flurry of discards
Testament of skillful plays
Emerge triumphant at the end!

I just wanted to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for introducing me to the wonderful world of mahjong. Thanks to your client, I discovered the joy of this ancient game and, most importantly, realized that there was a superior mahjong client out there. Riichi City! It's like stepping into a luxurious mahjong palace, where the tiles are polished to perfection, the players are as sharp as the edges, and the atmosphere is so intense, it could make a bonsai tree sweat. So, thank you, Mahjong Soul, for leading me to the high-definition majesty of Riichi City.

I used to be a neet sitting in my basement and jacking off every day. Since I've discovered mahjong, I've picked up boxing and am using the eall next to me to practice. Thank you mahjong!

not everybody is satisfied being average
some people aspire to be something more
every waking moment I have is dedicated to becoming unbeatable in mahjong
kaizoku o ni ore wa naru

Honestly, this game is very stingy, it takes a lot of money and time just to get a few games going and the tile matching game you have to do in between playing the game is very frustrating, I wish there was a way around it other than just paying

please make a yuzu skin

*ahem*
Yagi Yui
*drops mic*

Four years? Congratulations. Anyway, I have this really really related story to share.
I went to Zoo a while ago; you know, Zoo? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Zoo just because it's 150 yen off, fool. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some mahjong, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna go for chinitsu." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Zoo should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the square table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start playing, and then the bastard beside me goes "chi nya!" Who in the world opens their hand nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to go tanyao nomi?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "chinpo nya"? Coming from a Zoo veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, dama pinfu. That's right, dama. This is the vet's way of playing.
Dama means higher chance of ron. But on the other hand the value is a tad lower. This is the key. And then, it's devious. This is unbeatable. However, if you do this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the players from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with riichi.

Thank you for making me a worse person who gets irrationally angry when losing at luck-based video games.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little nyagger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Mahjong class, and I've been involved in numerous secret tournaments against top players, and I have over 300 confirmed wins.
I am trained in tile warfare and I'm the top player in the entire Mahjong Soul community. You are nothing to me but just another discarded tile.
You think you can get away with dama at my table? Think again, nyagger. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Mahjong players across /mjg/ players map; your logs are being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hand. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can win against you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare flow.
Not only am I extensively trained in tile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Riichi Book 1, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hand off the face of the table. I will rain melds all over you and you will drown in them.
Consider yourself ronned, kiddo.

Thank you Mahjong Soul!
Due to all the great majsoul-plus mods I was able to connect my lovense vibrator to your client and experience the pleasure of getting fucked anally every time I deal in.

Where the FUCK has the CUNNY gone? We had a good start with Chiori, Haruna, Momo, Anju and collab Koromo but after that WHERE IS THE CUNNY? Ayako is getting too close to being a hag and Yuzu isn't even close SHE'S 18. It's been over a YEAR since the last cute and funny character AND YOU CAN'T EVEN ROLL FOR HER ANYMORE. MY FELLOW CUNNYCHADS ARE STARVING. DO YOU GUYS HATE MONEY? GIVE US THE CUNNY!

See, mahjong is racist because they make yaku too hard to remember. They need to make them easy like all simples, so people in the community can have good hands. Mahjong was made by whites and Chinese, and they don't like it when we try to get ahead.

Room doko?

*smacks lips*
Oh yes Mahjong Soul is very culturally friendly client for all tanyao enriched nyaggas like me. Join today and steal some tiles or shiet

In a world where all the biggest companies strive to make a main character stick and be as inclusive as possible, mahjan Seoul has been years ahead of the game.
The cat is stupid
I'm stupid
Let's continue being stupid together

ehe lukcy

Thank you Mahjong Souls for introducing me to the supreme pleasure of skinning cats and boiling them alive, very cool.

bACKyou

Happy anniversary, Majsoul! It is my deepest wish for you to continue releasing more skins for Hana. I will continue to buy them all. That is all.

Please poach some voices from other games.

My hat needs a sister. Please give her a sister.
Thanks for the 4 years it's been fun.

I hate mahjong! But I can't stop laying mahjong! Help! Help!

I love Kirara. She's perfect. Her voice, her looks, her personality. Especially her voice.
She needs another skin though. This time animated. With jiggle physics.

Afther four years, I can't believe it's finally going to happen,,,
SUMMER OF THE MIKI SWIMSUIT
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH
HAG ERO

pale moon reflection
ghostly on the lake surface
the years passing by