ALRIGHT YOU HORSESHITS LISTEN UP
For far too long, the impure uma race have pooped on the soft roads of our transportation systems. Their carnal rampages, the inelegant neighing of RON and TSUMO has upset our Conductor, and has sent out her ENGINES against the hordes of unrefined, contaminated filthy useless pathetic horse race.
For it shall be as the words of the Engineer: "Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof". And that is why our OC is but a lone rokomo.choo: for EFFICIENCY is both our MISSION and our LOVE.
We nine, and one heretic, shall usher a new age of /mjg/: WALKABLE CITIES. Upon our win, we shall have mandatory trainspotting every day, and everyone who is not a GIRL in love with A TRAIN shall be banished from these lands and into the hellscapes of discord and /vmg/. The only other team we might form an alliance with is the ship team, but only if they accept the SANCTITY of RAIL TRANSPORT. The rest, NON-AUTISTIC and absolutely INEFFICIENT TEAMS shall not be forgiven.
Once again, we are the Tetsumo Musume.
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